Ah, 55. A milestone just for being a milestone.
Double nickels. What used to be the speed limit on most major freeways—which tells you exactly how long it’s been since anyone cared what the speed limit was.

Fifty-five is the age where the world quietly, officially reclassifies you. You’re now a senior citizen—not because you feel like one, but because some database decided you qualify.

The AARP emails become relentless, like they’ve been tracking you since 42 and were just waiting for the green light.

Suddenly the senior menu is accessible. So are the discounts.
Neither of which is enough food.

I achieved the double-nickels milestone about a month ago, and while I’d been experiencing the lovely little nuggets of aging well before that, now I’m fully aware—and actively working to keep pace.

By 55, the body has been sending warning notices for years. A twinge here. A stiff morning there. An injury you don’t remember earning. But at 55, it’s no longer “acting up.”
It’s locked in.

This isn’t a phase—this is the new operating system.

From the outside, the world assumes you’ve slowed down. That you’re careful now. That ambition has been replaced by comfort, excitement by routine, edge by practicality. You’re expected to sit more, complain less, and be grateful you’re still invited.

To the world, 55 looks like the beginning of the long glide path— a recliner, sensible shoes, early dinners, and a life governed by orthopedic advice. That’s what 55 is supposed to look like.

But here’s what it actually is.

Being 55 is realizing that nothing is broken—it’s just operating under new terms and conditions I definitely did not read. I can still do most of the things I used to do. Just not the same way. Not the same day. And absolutely not without a warm-up that looks like a hostage negotiation with my joints.

At 25, I jumped out of bed ready to conquer the world.
At 55, I exit the bed like a Jenga tower—slowly, cautiously, listening for warning sounds.

Everything now requires a system.
I don’t “work out,” I strategize.
I don’t “bend down,” I assess risk.
I don’t “sleep wrong,” I wake up injured.

Creativity has replaced brute force. I find angles. I use leverage. I move things with my feet so I don’t have to bend (never knew my feet could work as hands). I stretch before reaching for the remote because I know who the real enemy is.

Coffee is no longer a beverage—it’s structural support.
The first cup restores consciousness.
The second restores optimism.
The third convinces me I’m still basically the same guy, just… wiser.

Occasionally, alcohol is introduced later in the day to gently explain to my body that it needs to calm the hell down—which, of course, opens up a whole new set of other issues.

Recovery now takes longer than the activity. I can help someone move for three hours and need three business days to recover. Ice packs have become décor. Heating pads are mood lighting.

But here’s the quiet truth the world misses—
I know myself better now.

I’m not trying to prove anything.
I don’t need to be the fastest, strongest, or toughest guy in the room.
I just need to be the guy who gets it done without throwing out his back.

Fifty-five isn’t about slowing down.
It’s about adjusting the playbook.
Respecting the wear and tear.
Knowing when to push—and when to sit down with coffee and let someone else lift that shit.

And honestly? That feels less like decline and more like competence finally catching up with experience.

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