I have reached an age where I am no longer entirely sure whether I am living in the present or being repeatedly mugged by my own past. It started with the clothes. I overheard a kid at school call a pair of jeans “vintage.” Not old. Not used. Not somebody’s pants that had been sitting in the back of a closet since the Clinton administration.
Vintage.
I almost turned around. I wanted to tell him, “Son, those aren’t vintage. Those are the jeans your father wore to a Dave Matthews concert in 1997 and then forgot about.” But apparently that’s not how we’re supposed to talk anymore.
Those are heritage denim.
And that, I suppose, is when it finally hit me: the younger generation has somehow discovered our entire cultural adolescence and is repackaging it as if they invented it.
Our clothes. Our music. Our movies. Our technology. Our furniture. Our hairstyles. Our slang. Our hobbies. Even the things we were embarrassed by are apparently cool now. Everything we once considered ordinary, outdated, cheap, embarrassing, or just plain unavoidable has been dragged out of the cultural attic, given a trendy new name, and put on display as if somebody just discovered fire.
Hand-me-downs are now sustainable fashion. Thrift-store clothes are curated secondhand. Your older brother’s jacket is an archive piece. Jeans that survived because your parents couldn’t afford to replace them are authentic vintage denim with natural distressing.
That last one really irritates me because we didn’t have “natural distressing.” We had knees. The holes weren’t intentional. We just fell down. Apparently, though, falling down is now a design philosophy.
The strangest part is watching something that was completely ordinary to us become exotic to them. We didn’t call it “analog.” We called it having no other option. We didn’t say we were “disconnecting.” The phone was attached to the wall. We couldn’t take it with us. We weren’t practicing “slow communication.” We were waiting three weeks for a letter. We weren’t “curating our social circles.” There were seven kids on our block and one of them was probably an asshole. You played with whoever was available.
And we didn’t have location sharing. Our parents had something far more sophisticated: “Be home when the streetlights come on.” That was the entire tracking system. No GPS. No app. No emergency notification. Just atmospheric lighting and the vague understanding that your mother would somehow know exactly what you’d been doing. And, somehow, she usually did.
To this day I don’t understand how they knew. I suspect mothers of that generation had access to some classified satellite system they never told us about.
Now kids are discovering vinyl records like they’re uncovering some ancient technology buried beneath the ruins of a lost civilization. We had vinyl. They discovered cassette tapes. We had cassette tapes. They discovered disposable cameras. We had disposable cameras. They discovered Polaroids. We had Polaroids. They discovered handwritten notes, landlines, film cameras, arcade games, physical media, mixtapes, old cars, dive bars, flannel shirts, denim jackets, and the revolutionary concept of going somewhere without documenting it every seven seconds.
Congratulations. You have rediscovered the 1980s. Please enjoy your complimentary Walkman. It doesn’t have Bluetooth. That’s the point.
And this is where I have a problem with today’s youth. Not because they’re wearing our clothes. Not because they’re listening to our music. Not because they’re rediscovering our movies. Hell, rediscover away. What bothers me is the audacity. They’re walking around acting like they discovered everything.
Today’s kid will put on some obscure 1990s alternative band and announce that they “found” them, as if the band had been hiding in a cave waiting for Spotify to excavate them. They’ll say, “You probably haven’t heard of them.” No. No, I probably haven’t. I only owned the CD. I only bought the T-shirt. I only had the poster on my bedroom wall. I only spent an entire summer arguing with my friends about whether their second album was better than their first. But please, tell me more about this fascinating underground band you discovered on an app that contains virtually every piece of recorded music ever made.
And then they put on a song from 1994 and suddenly it’s “aesthetic.” No. It wasn’t aesthetic. It was Tuesday.
Movies are no different. A teenager will recommend some amazing “old movie” and I’ll look it up and discover it was released in 1993. Old? My brother in Christ, I saw that in the theater. I remember the commercials. I remember what theater I saw it in. I remember who I went with. I remember what I paid for the ticket. I remember the concessions. I remember the parking lot. This isn’t a historical artifact. I am the historical artifact. At this point, I don’t need a museum exhibit. Just put a little velvet rope around me and a plaque that says, “Please do not touch the subject. He becomes confused when confronted with TikTok.”
But the real line gets crossed when they start calling the 2000s vintage.
No. Absolutely not.
The 1980s? Fine. The 1990s? I’ll reluctantly allow it. But the 2000s? The 2000s were yesterday. I remember 2007. We were still pretending MySpace was going to be around forever. We were burning CDs. We were taking pictures with digital cameras that produced photographs roughly the quality of a convenience-store security camera. We had flip phones. We had iPods. We had ringtone commercials. We had low-rise jeans and enormous sunglasses and questionable facial hair. We had fashion choices that should never be spoken of again.
And now some teenager is wearing a 2009 graphic T-shirt and calling it “early-2010s archive.”
Archive?
Archive?
Buddy, I have that shirt in my garage.
I have six of them.
I didn’t archive them. I forgot them. There is a difference.
And apparently everything else is fair game too. The ugly brown furniture our parents couldn’t give away is now mid-century modern. Your dad’s old work jacket is heritage outerwear. The old station wagon nobody wanted is suddenly retro. The sneakers you wore until the soles separated from the shoes are vintage footwear. Clothes that faded because you washed them nine hundred times now have “beautiful patina.” At this rate, I’m expecting some kid to approach me someday, look at my old driver’s license and whisper, “Whoa. Is that original?”
Yes.
Yes, it is.
“That’s sick.”
No, it isn’t. That photograph makes me look like I was being held hostage.
And maybe that’s the part that really gets under my skin. They’re taking things we considered embarrassing and making them cool. They’re taking things we thought were disposable and making them collectible. They’re taking things we couldn’t wait to get away from and romanticizing them. The world we were desperately trying to escape has apparently become the world they wish they could experience.
We didn’t know we were living in a simpler time. We thought we were just living. We didn’t know the cheap furniture would become collectible. We didn’t know the music would become classic. We didn’t know the clothes would become vintage. We didn’t know the stupid little things we did every day would eventually become someone’s idea of a simpler, cooler world.
And maybe that’s why this whole thing is so irritating. Somewhere beneath all the sarcasm is the uncomfortable realization that they’re not really stealing our past. They’re reminding us that we had one.
We were so busy living through it that we never stopped to consider that someday somebody would look back at our ordinary lives with nostalgia. To us, a cassette tape was just a cassette tape. A Saturday afternoon at the mall was just a Saturday afternoon at the mall. A battered pair of Levi’s was just a pair of jeans that had survived another growth spurt. We weren’t curating a lifestyle. We were trying to get through the week.
Which means that someday, some kid is going to look at a photograph of today’s teenagers and say, “Man, the 2020s were so cool.”
And some exhausted old bastard will lean over, take a long sip of coffee, and say, “Cool? Kid, you have no idea how badly we were trying to get away from that decade.”
The kid will laugh because he won’t understand.
That’s okay.
We didn’t understand either. That’s the privilege of being young. You get to think you’re inventing the world. Then you get old enough to realize somebody already did.
Usually while wearing your jacket, and charging $180 for it.
A Disclaimer Before I Go Have My Coffee:
Before anyone starts doing the math, let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am considerably older than the person this piece makes me sound.
How much older?
Let’s just say that if some of the things described here are considered “vintage,” there is a non-zero possibility that I am now considered an antique.
And somehow, that makes all of this worse.
Because the farther I get from those years, the funnier it becomes to watch younger generations rediscover them as though they’ve stumbled upon some previously unknown civilization. I remember when these things weren’t retro, nostalgic, curated, sustainable, analog, heritage, or whatever fashionable word we’re using this week.
They were just life.
And maybe that’s why, underneath all the sarcasm and the I’m-too-old-for-this-shit attitude, I find myself feeling unexpectedly nostalgic.
And, if I’m being completely honest, a little proud.
We didn’t know we were living through an era that somebody would eventually romanticize. We weren’t trying to create “aesthetic.” We weren’t preserving history. We were just kids growing up, doing stupid things, wearing questionable clothes, listening to music too loudly, staying out too late, and figuring things out as we went.
So yes, I reserve the right to complain when today’s youth discovers something we were doing thirty, forty, or more years ago and immediately declares it a revolutionary trend.
But I’ll admit something else. It feels pretty damn good to look back and realize that we were there.
Before it was vintage, we lived it.
Before it was retro, we thought it was normal.
Before it became nostalgia, it was simply ours.
And apparently, that’s worth something.
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