I’ve already established that I’m fairly certain I was a cowboy in a previous life.
Lately, however, I’ve begun to suspect there’s another version of me somewhere in the multiverse—one who didn’t end up riding horses and contemplating the horizon.
No. That guy wears a tailored suit.
He has a very specific way of adjusting his cufflinks.
He knows people.
And with the proper attire and the right accessories, I have to admit… I look the part.
Which raises an important question: Was I a cowboy in a past life, a Mob Boss in a parallel universe, or have I simply been waiting my entire life for the right hat?
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