There are certain things about yourself that you can spend years misunderstanding.
You know something is different. You can feel it. You see the evidence scattered around your life like breadcrumbs, but you don’t always understand what they are pointing toward.
For me, ADHD has been one of those things.
I’ve known for a long time that my brain doesn’t always operate in quite the same way as the brains of the people around me. I’ve watched myself become intensely absorbed in things that interest me while simultaneously being completely incapable of starting something that, by all reasonable measures, should be simple. I’ve forgotten why I walked into rooms, lost things I was holding thirty seconds earlier, procrastinated on things I genuinely wanted to accomplish, and somehow managed to turn relatively minor tasks into elaborate psychological negotiations.
I’ve also spent an embarrassing amount of time wondering why I do these things.
Is it laziness?
Lack of discipline?
Poor organization?
A character defect?
Or am I simply a grown man who occasionally needs adult supervision? That last possibility has never been entirely ruled out.
The more I’ve learned about ADHD, the more I’ve realized how poorly the condition is understood—not just by people who don’t have it, but sometimes by those of us who do.
And that’s where this piece comes from.
I’m not writing this as a doctor, psychologist or expert. I’m writing it as somebody who lives inside this particular brain every day and is still trying to understand the strange machinery rattling around in there.
Some of what I’ve experienced will probably sound familiar to other people with ADHD. Some of it may sound completely ridiculous. Honestly, those aren’t mutually exclusive.
Because there is an absurdity to everyday life with ADHD that is difficult to explain to someone who doesn’t experience it. You walk into a room and immediately forget why you’re there. You pick up your phone to check one thing and resurface forty-five minutes later having learned something fascinating about medieval shipbuilding. You have seventeen tabs open in your brain, but somehow the one tab you actually need has disappeared.
You forget the obligation. You don’t open the email. You remember the email three days later while brushing your teeth. You promise yourself you will deal with it after breakfast. Breakfast becomes lunch. Lunch becomes dinner. Dinner becomes, “I’ll definitely do it tomorrow.”
Tomorrow arrives carrying a completely different emergency. And somewhere in the background, the little corporate organization inside your skull is apparently holding a meeting about it.
ADHD….
A largely misunderstood condition.
Heck, I have it and I don’t fully grasp it. In fact, this piece may meander because of it. My apologies in advance.
Actually, no. I take that back. My apologies are premature. I haven’t even gotten started yet.
And that, in a sentence, may be one of the better introductions to what ADHD can feel like.
There is an absurdity to everyday life with ADHD that is difficult to explain to someone who doesn’t experience it. You walk into a room and immediately forget why you’re there. You pick up your phone to check one thing and resurface forty-five minutes later having learned something fascinating about medieval shipbuilding. You have seventeen tabs open in your brain, but somehow the one tab you actually need has disappeared.
You forget the obligation. You don’t open the email. You remember the email three days later while brushing your teeth. You promise yourself you will deal with it after breakfast. Breakfast becomes lunch. Lunch becomes dinner. Dinner becomes, “I’ll definitely do it tomorrow.” Tomorrow arrives carrying a completely different emergency.
And somewhere in the background, the little corporate organization inside your skull is apparently holding a meeting about it.
I call these guys my hyper-caffeinated brain monkeys. They are not particularly good employees. They have no discernible chain of command. There is a Scheduling Department, but nobody knows where the calendar is. There is a Memory Department, but they have misplaced several important files. There is a Task Management Department that has produced seventeen beautifully organized lists explaining everything that needs to be done. Unfortunately, nobody can find the original list.
And then there is the Dopamine Acquisition Team.
They are a problem.
The Dopamine Acquisition Team has one job: “HEY! LOOK AT THIS!”
And they don’t care what you were doing. You could be paying a bill. You could be writing an important email. You could be trying to remember the password you’ve used for six years. Doesn’t matter.
“HEY! LOOK AT THIS!”
And suddenly you’re forty-five minutes deep into a documentary about medieval shipbuilding. You don’t even particularly care about medieval shipbuilding. But now you know an astonishing amount about medieval shipbuilding. And somewhere in the executive suite, the monkey responsible for paying the electric bill is staring through a window wondering what the hell just happened.
This is ADHD.
Or, at least, this is one tiny, ridiculous corner of it.
Because when most people hear “ADHD,” they tend to picture a kid bouncing around a classroom, tapping a pencil, interrupting the teacher and staring out the window while everyone else is doing long division.
And, sure. Sometimes ADHD looks like that.
But sometimes ADHD looks like a grown adult standing in the kitchen at 7:43 on a Tuesday morning, holding a coffee mug in one hand and a screwdriver in the other, staring at the refrigerator with the profound realization that he has absolutely no idea why he walked into the kitchen.
He knows there was a reason. A very good reason. It was important. Probably. He just can’t remember what it was. So he opens the refrigerator. Because apparently refrigerators contain answers.
They do not.
There is milk. There is cheese. There is half an onion wrapped in plastic. And there is a container of something that has achieved a level of biological independence nobody should be comfortable discussing before breakfast.
Still no answer. He closes the refrigerator. Stares at the refrigerator. Opens it again. Because perhaps the answer has arrived in the last twelve seconds.
It has not.
He closes it. And then remembers. He came into the kitchen to get his coffee. The coffee is already in his hand.
This is ADHD.
Or perhaps this is just Tuesday.
And here’s where things get complicated.
Because the internet has done something both wonderful and slightly dangerous to our understanding of ADHD. Social media has given millions of people a vocabulary for experiences they spent years believing were personal failures. People began hearing words like executive dysfunction and time blindness, and suddenly something that had always felt like a character flaw had a name.
“Oh.”
That moment can be enormous.
“Oh. Maybe I’m not just lazy.”
“Oh. Maybe I’m not stupid.”
“Oh. Maybe I’m not irresponsible.”
“Oh.”
And then, inevitably, somebody makes a TikTok about putting their keys in the refrigerator and tells you that’s ADHD. Another person says forgetting why you walked into a room is ADHD. Another says buying seventeen notebooks and never using them is ADHD. Another says talking to yourself is ADHD.
And pretty soon, according to the internet, approximately 94 percent of the human population has ADHD.
Which raises an uncomfortable question: At what point are we describing ADHD, and at what point are we simply describing being human?
Because, let’s be honest, human beings are weird. We forget things. We procrastinate. We lose our keys. We occasionally eat something questionable out of the refrigerator and then spend the next six hours wondering whether that was a mistake.
Not every eccentricity is ADHD. Not every distracted afternoon is ADHD. And not every person who has seventeen browser tabs open needs a diagnosis.
Some of us are just terrible at closing tabs. That’s where I think we need to slow down. Because ADHD is real. It is not merely being quirky, forgetful, distracted or chronically late. It can interfere with work, relationships, organization, daily responsibilities and other areas of life.
And sometimes the consequences aren’t funny at all.
There is the forgotten obligation. The unopened email. The project that sits untouched for two weeks because your brain has somehow classified it as a threat.
Not a difficult task. Not an unpleasant task. A threat.
Something about it creates an invisible wall between you and the first step.
You know what needs to happen. You know how to do it. You know it will probably take twenty minutes. Twenty minutes. That’s nothing. You could spend twenty minutes watching a video of a guy restoring a lawn mower you don’t own.
But ask yourself to fill out a twenty-minute form?
Suddenly your brain has declared martial law.
The monkeys are running through the corridors. Someone has pulled the fire alarm. The monkey in charge of productivity is screaming, “WE HAVE TO DO THIS!” The monkey in charge of actually doing it is hiding under a desk.
And then, eventually, usually when the deadline is breathing hotly down your neck, something happens.
Urgency arrives.
And suddenly you’re a machine.
At 1:17 in the morning, fueled by caffeine, irritation and the increasingly desperate realization that tomorrow morning is no longer a theoretical concept, you complete in ninety minutes what your brain couldn’t make itself touch for two weeks.
And then you sit there staring at the finished project. Exhausted. Relieved. A little angry. And perhaps wondering: Why couldn’t I just do that two weeks ago?
That question has haunted a lot of people with ADHD. And it’s a particularly cruel question because it sounds so reasonable.
Why couldn’t you?
You don’t know.
That’s the truth.
And sometimes you really don’t. Which brings us to one of the more painful parts of ADHD: the shame. Because other people don’t necessarily see the invisible struggle.
They see the four hours you spent researching something you were interested in. They don’t see the twenty minutes you couldn’t spend filling out the form you actually needed to complete.
They see the unfinished project. They don’t see the hours you spent thinking about the unfinished project.
They see procrastination. They don’t see the mental wrestling match that preceded it. They see inconsistency. You feel inconsistency. And eventually, if you’re not careful, you start building an explanation for yourself.
Lazy.
Careless.
Unreliable.
Undisciplined.
Maybe even stupid.
That’s what makes recognition so powerful. Because sometimes learning about ADHD doesn’t feel like receiving an excuse. It feels like finally receiving a map.
“Oh.”
There it is.
That’s why that particular hill is so damn steep.
But here’s the strange part. Sometimes the person with ADHD can focus better than anyone in the room. Just not necessarily on the thing everyone else thinks they should be focusing on. Give me something boring and my brain may react as if you’ve asked it to chew cardboard. Give me something I’m fascinated by, however, and suddenly I’m gone.
Not metaphorically.
Gone.
The monkeys have put on their little neckties. The phones have stopped ringing. Someone has ordered pizza. The entire corporation is suddenly operating with terrifying efficiency.
Hours can disappear without making a sound.
The room changes around me. The light coming through the window moves slowly across the floor. The air conditioner hums. The coffee beside me cools until it develops the personality of a cold-weather beverage. My stomach eventually begins filing formal complaints.
And I’m still there. Still reading. Still researching. Still chasing that one tiny piece of information that somehow became absolutely essential to my continued existence.
This is one of the great contradictions of ADHD.
People see the ability to concentrate and understandably think: Well, then, you obviously can concentrate.
Yes. I can.
That’s not necessarily the same thing as being able to control where that concentration goes. And maybe that’s one of the hardest things to explain to somebody who doesn’t experience it.
Imagine having a brain with a room full of doors. Every door leads somewhere. Some lead to things you need to do. Some lead to things you want to do. Some lead to things you forgot you were supposed to do.
And one door—just one—has a brass handle, warm light leaking underneath it and the faint smell of something fascinating on the other side.
You know you should open the door marked Pay the bill. You know you should open the door marked Answer the email. You know you should open the door marked Finish the damn thing you’ve been putting off for three weeks.
But your brain keeps looking at the glowing door.
And eventually you open it.
And three hours later you’re an unwilling expert on the mating habits of something that lives approximately 9,000 miles away.
You don’t even know how you got there. But boy, do you know a lot about it now.
And tomorrow, when somebody asks why you didn’t finish the thing you were supposed to finish, you’re left trying to explain something that sounds ridiculous even while you’re saying it.
“I don’t know.”
Which is perhaps the most frustrating sentence of all. Because sometimes you really don’t. You knew what needed to be done. You knew it mattered. You may have even wanted to do it. And somehow there was still an invisible wall between knowing and doing.
That’s the part I wish people understood. ADHD isn’t always a lack of knowledge. Sometimes it’s the maddening distance between knowledge and action.
And that distance can be exhausting.
It can also be funny. You almost have to laugh. Because what else are you going to do?
Cry?
Don’t worry. We can schedule that for Thursday. Assuming, of course, the Scheduling Department can find the calendar.
Which, as I understand it, is currently in the refrigerator.
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